Be wary of the the leprechauns

Today at breakfast Mike said that he'd better go upstairs and put on green. I said, that's right or he'll be pinched.

Rosie said, "Only Irish poeple get pinched if they don't wear green."

So I replied, "I don't think anyone can tell if someone's Irish."

Rosie replied, "The leprechauns do."

"Right" I said.

Good thing Rosie and I both donned our green sweaters to avoid those pinchy leprechauns. Here we are enjoying our Shamrock Shakes in McDonald's. Getting mint faced, I thought, is probably just as fun as drinking one too many beers, probably.