Friday, October 14, 2011

Twins

Over breakfast today, Rose said she'd name her kids Mike and Amy. The boy first, girl second, unless she can have it longer.

Have what longer, I asked.

Sex. She said. To have twins, you need to have sex longer.

<mom stifles giggles and calmly says> Actually, it is all based on the egg, Rose.

Oh.

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